You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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