whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
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at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
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Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
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