So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
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