Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Say something about gay babies.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
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Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
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Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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