I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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