Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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