sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
cat food counts as protein by the way
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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