The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
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