Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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