yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
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I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
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I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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