We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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