So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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