Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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