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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
It's rum buckets o'clock
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
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