Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
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