The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
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Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
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Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
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