i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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