Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize
