Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
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I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
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Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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