If i come over, it means nothing
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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