will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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