sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
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