Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
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