Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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