i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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