Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I have post one night stand depression
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