On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
soo... how was my night?
This toilet bowl is my home.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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