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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
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Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
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