so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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