he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
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