is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
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