i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Acid is not a monday night drug
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
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I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
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arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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