Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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