What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
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just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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