question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
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Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
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I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
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