Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
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