Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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