I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
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Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
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He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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