we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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