He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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