just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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