she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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