I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
Randomize
