I wish I could punch you in the face.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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