I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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