is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
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I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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