i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
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Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
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I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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