do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
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He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
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I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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