i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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