If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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