So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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