and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
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