I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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