break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
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Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
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She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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