"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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